arc-anum: All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd wheel or something.
dearbuddha: Apparently, I died last night. Slept though 15 texts and 22 calls. Oh and I didn’t hear all 3 alarms that I had set. Wow.
The best part about masturbation
imbrittsimpson: is that there is a 3000% chance I’ll be hooking up with a sexy bitch. Every. Single. Night.
esexist: i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
drdemented: *drops to one knee* *drops on the other knee* *lays down and falls asleep*
welcomebackronberto: How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Listening Ed Sheeran: I think my tears are crying.
agoraph0bia: “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
leahlame: You may be wondering how I multi-task
anervoustickmotion: peet4s-bunns: peet4s-bunns: peet4s-bunns: So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle You think I’m joking don’t you hahaha this was at VCU Bobby and Jasmyn, we saw this guy in the compass!
teendisasterr: i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly
youngstero: SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
e-n-o: *shy but actually a sex freak*
hallmoniter: dont date me im jealous and insecure